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| , H *... Down the river drifts an axe From the town of Byron. Let it float by itself- Fucking piece of iron!!! | C , . I was sleeping with my honey Abslutely naked, I have taken my panties off Just to make a statement. |
| , , , , . Fish in thick tomato sauce Swims in happy comatose Only me, pathetic wimp Have no fucking place to swim. | , , , . Starlet"s fallen from the heavens Right into my boyfriend"s briefs, I don"t mind his roasted penis If it helps us live in peace. |
| , - * . Girls have called me to the party I decided not to come, It"s because my clothes are ugly And my dick is a tiny one. | - . * , . Time has shifted for an hour - What a mess on globe Dick was hard before wakeup, Now it"s up at work. |
| , . * , , Nick is crossing village slowly - Outside it is cold and snowy. But his dick is up and running Just in case if something"s coming. | * . , . Girls had a fight at country hut Over who got hairiest cunt. Well, more hair of the most Had the beaver of the host. |
| , . * , . You were mine the other day, Mike is screwing you today. He"s got cock as thick as trees On the Shishkin"s masterpiece. | * * * X* * *. Have you seen four dicks together Dancing on a mountain peak? And one dick had fucked another But with yet another dick. |
| , , - * . My advice to future bride: Don"t get married, silly! Morning comes - your boobs aside, Snatch is rumpled illy. | , . , - e* Nick is sitting at the door, Neither dancing, singing nor, He is sitting, deaf and dumb, Thinking only "Whom to hump?" |
| e* - Coffee pot"s a bit unstable Dishes fall around Fucking on a little table Makes a lot of sound | , Two of us - me and my buddy Giving gifts to everybody You get daughter, you get son Patriotic duty"s done |
| : " !" " , *, !" Wife is telling her old man: "Book me U.S. fare!" "Stupid cunt! Don"t think you can - Trains aren"t going there!" | I was in a horny mood And I blew Stepan He is smart and looking good, Salty on the tongue |
| Kids are asking uncle Peck: Why's there wire on your neck? Uncle has no words to spare Swinging calmly in the air. | , * * -* * -! In a tree a duck got stuck Noble eagle fucked that duck You can hear branches crack Sqeaky-dick and fucky-quack! |
| * - * Guy Miron shows such a trick: Crow is sitting on his dick And as soon as starts to croak - Has he boner on his cock | . , *. Old Ivan Ilyich and I Used to work at a CI He's a fuckhead, so am I Someone's filched our CI. |
| , . *. You are fine if you are steadfast In relations with milkmaid. You get wholesome milky breakfast And occasionally laid. | |
